journey through a selection of internet and pop culture

• cool slang that you should use if you want to be with it

  rizz = charisma (you can say

  "rizz up a girl"

  or "rizzler")
  

  to eat, atepeppa ate and left no crumbs..boo

  = do something successfully, do a very good job at something
  slay = it can be either like

  yaasss slay!!! bestie girlboss the yassification of your flop era is lowkey giving camp

  which means

  you go girl!

  or it can be used as an interjection to convey basically any emotion
  

  brainrot

  = i love this word it means when you doomscroll so much u fry your brainz, it can also just refer to the content itself (brainrot content) like shitty internet content that fries ur brain
  face card = when someone is pretty (her face card never declines)
  

  flop/flop era/witness era

  = when you fail at everything (during a certain period = era)
  

  its giving

  = slay, or when used with an object it means something is emitting a certain vibe
  ohio = you say this when u see something weird, you can also say ohio rizz like when someone flirts in a cringe way, or even more extreme:

  skibidi ohio rizz

  (you have no game at all!!!)
  

  bro/bruh/brah/broski/any variation of bro

  = just really cool to say this trust me you can use it with anyone from friends to strangers or as an interjection
  shook/shooketh = shocked (its honestly not that cool anymore with the youth but that makes it even cooler to say it)
  

  wiiiigggg did you just say wig? i know.. wig.. snatchedt.... thats that tea sis
  

  = say this when you are

  impressed

  by something or if someone looks really good. it means your wig has been

  snatchedt

• vintage retro throwback derp lingo

  derp (etymology) = can be used in literally any part of speech, can be a noun (im such a derp, le derp is here), adjective (derpy), verb (you just derped), interjection (derp!)
  

  

  
  ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off; much more intense than

  LOL

  ,

  LMAO

  or

  ROFL

  
  

  troll face U MAD BRO?

• 38+2 weeks pregananant?

  yahoo answers. am i

  pregante?

  

• if i eated

  soap

  that heart selena really started a rage with

  this

  iconic quote ;;.;,,,, of course

  its a selena stan

  
  

• talking about stans... lets have a moment for the most unhinged ones

• peppa

  is skinny

  it all started with

  mariah

  
  but because of peppas continuous

  slayature

  , she has earned the title of skinny legend among the cultured
  

• this iconic quote by

  liam payne

  I’ll be honest with you.

  Will Smith actually used to live behind my house. I’ve had the pleasure of knowing his son and his daughter very well. We did Men in Black 3 with him.
  

  I believe

  whatever he felt that he did he had the right to do.I also felt there were 3 losers in one fight.
  He didn’t know - being Chris Rock. He didn’t wanna do what he had to do - being Will Smith and she did nothing - being Jada, and it’s a very sad thing but there was a powerful moment for me to sit and watch one of the world’s best emoters in the - ever we’ve seen- speak from the heart and I would rather take the beauty out of the situation than take the pain. But I had to leave my chair,
  

  I’ll be honest

  with you. I - it It cut me really deep and I don’t- I don’t get deep about these things but I’m a big - I’m a big movie fan
  I’ll

  be honest

  with you and out of a horrible moment it was a little bit of beauty in what came on. I’m sure everyone’s very apologetic about what happened- shouldn’t had happened.
  But ask yourself what you would do in the same situation. I dunno how we’d all react, we’re all very

  human

  , right?